When I was a child, my mother used to laugh because I used the word ‘million” to express everything from how much homework I had (a “million pages”) to how many birds were sitting on a wire. It was a number that meant, “too big to count.”
Recently I’ve been reading I’m a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America after Twenty Years Away (http://tinyurl.com/yaqnuae) by Bill Bryson (author of A Walk in the Woods). Published in 1999, it’s a compilation of a series of articles he wrote for Night & Day magazine, the Sunday supplement to London’s Mail on Sunday.
In his chapter called “The Numbers Game” he talks about how big numbers are simply beyond what we are capable of grasping. He uses the federal deficit as a way of explaining how large a trillion is. In 1999, the deficit was $4.5 trillion (today it’s roughly $12 trillion).
Bryson says “Imagine you were in a vault filled with dollar bills and that you were told you could keep each one you initialed. Say, too, for the sake of argument that you could initial one dollar bill per second and that you worked straight through without ever stopping. How long do you think it would take to count a trillion dollars?…You would make $1,000 every 17 minutes. After 12 days of nonstop effort you would acquire your first $1 million. Thus it would take you 120 days to accumulate $10 million and 1,200 days – something over three years – to reach $100 million. After 31.7 years you would be a billionaire…But not until after 31,709.8 years would you count your trillionth dollar (and even then you’d be less than one-fourth of the way through the pile of money representing America’s debt.”)
Now, my commentary is not meant to be a political statement. It’s only meant to demonstrate how much a trillion is. Initialing dollar bills as Bryson suggests would take a person more than 120,000 years to get through our national debt. Or, by my calculations 2,000 people could each spend 60 years nonstop.
In fact, a trillion pieces of paper laid end-to-end would stretch from the earth to the sun … and back … with a lot of paper to spare. One trillion seconds is much, much longer than recorded history. A million minutes ago was just under two years. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
One trillion is literally a 1 with 12 zeros. Scientists estimate that the Milky Way has somewhere between 100 and 400 billion. Imagine that you could see all of them and then realize how many more a trillion would be!
Talk about being too big to count or wrap your head around!


Play ‘Em Like You Got ‘Em
I think it’s time for all of us to begin treating our collective economic challenges like my mother did when she played cards. A little explanation is in order.
As Wikipedia describes, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/500_(card_game)) the standard “500” deck contains 43 playing cards: a Joker is included, and the 2s, 3s, and two 4s (typically the black ones) are removed. Cards are dealt to each of the four players and three are dealt face down on the table to form the kitty (also known as the widow or blind.) Players play in pairs.
After the deal, players call in turn, electing either to bid or to pass. A bid indicates the combined number of tricks the bidder believes he and his partner will take and the suit that will be trump for that hand, or that there will be no trump suit. For instance, a bid of “seven spades” indicates that the player intends to win seven or more tricks with spades being the trump suit, whereas a bid of “seven no-trumps” indicates that the player intends to win seven or more tricks with no trump suit (in which case the only trump card is the joker).
The goal is for the team who wins the bid to take at least as many tricks as they bid. Points are awarded according to the number of tricks taken and the suit. For example, 6 spade tricks earn 40 points, while 6 hearts is scored as 100. Both diamonds and hearts are more valuable than spades or clubs. The first team to reach 500 is declared the winner.
Now, my mother was a fierce competitor. She and I typically teamed up and she wanted to win! About the second or third hand of the game, she would look over at my dad (who always served as scorekeeper) and say “Honey, how many tricks do I need to win?” Dad would check his sheet and announce something like “8 hearts.” Mom would quickly quip, “I’m bidding 8 hearts.” About this time, my heart would nearly stop because, invariably, all I had in my hand were spades and clubs.
But no matter. She’d say, “Ok… we’re going to play ‘em like we got ‘em.” It didn’t matter what we had in our hands, we were going to win. And by being creative, taking risks and generally just acting like we were on top of our game, we usually were.
While the recession is supposed to be over, I think our collective psyche is still paralyzed by the fear that we’re only holding spades and clubs, when what we need are diamonds and hearts. It’s time to take some risks – time for banks to fund business loans, for companies to make acquisitions or invest in capital projects (and thus create jobs and hire additional employees), for our elected officials to stop bickering and for individuals who have money in their wallets to open them and start spending those green backs.
So, how about it? Let’s play ‘em like we got ‘em. Let’s act like winners!
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